Present Appreciator Pillows

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Great Urban Sprawl

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Maradona memorial.

"Have you got it in beige?"

"You definately have a musical ear"

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'It's for Pookie.'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Chadwick Boseman

"...and this is my better half...!"

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"Actually, I wear two hats."

Perspective Repair

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

As it were

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."