Present Moment Appreciator Pillows

"It's to keep me from getting ahead of myself."

Showbiz Awards

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

All we have in life is this moment...

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

Windchimes

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"Cruz, I didn't send flowers to Rayna! We haven't dated in forever! Ever since I joked about calling her Anne Droid."

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."

Outingpatient

'When did this date go down the toilet?'

"You have the most beautiful piece of kale stuck in your teeth."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

"Bud has a great way with kids, but they don't know it."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."