Romantic Moment Appreciator Pillows

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

Speed Dating Disasters

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Couple in Grey

'Good morning Miss...'

Missing you...

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

How to injury yourself as an adult

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"Huge fan."

Elderly couple

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

"Cruz, I didn't send flowers to Rayna! We haven't dated in forever! Ever since I joked about calling her Anne Droid."

Gay couple living together.