Romantic Moment Appreciator Pillows

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Showbiz Awards

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

Missing you...

Couple in Grey

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

'Good morning Miss...'

How to injury yourself as an adult

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

Elderly couple

Gay couple living together.

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

"Huge fan."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"Cruz, I didn't send flowers to Rayna! We haven't dated in forever! Ever since I joked about calling her Anne Droid."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."