Romantic Fondness Appreciator Pillows

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Bear Costume

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Couple in Grey

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'Good morning Miss...'

Barbara Cartland

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Missing you...

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'