Romantic Fondness Appreciator T-Shirts

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Sauvignon Bonk

Bear Costume

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Barbara Cartland

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Missing you...

Couple in Grey

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

'Good morning Miss...'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.