Romantic Admirer T-Shirts

Everybody knows how hot you are, Wanda, but I'm not sure if they appreciate your eyes the way I do. They're like limpid pools. You know what they say: "It's not the heat, it's the limpidity."

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

Felix Mendelssohn

Bear Costume

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Love

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."