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John Constable

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Bear Costume

"Mr. Right!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Diego Velasquez

Phoenix

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Mythical Family of Four.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."