Romance Appreciator T-Shirts

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

It's the thought that counts...'on our first anniversary he gave me a pearl necklce. On our silver anniversary he gave me a colonoscopy!'

Solo Tango

'Cheer up. It's not every day that your father and I treat ourselves to a meal out.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

Couple in Grey

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

I only have eyes for you

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Funnel of Love

Love

Funnel of Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

A young couple in love.

Mating rituals

You're my Venus

Words of Love