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"Of course he doesn't look his age, dear. After all, toupees don't go gray."

Theatre Crowd

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Nikolai Gogol

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Doom & Gloom

'... and sign it 'shovingly up yours'.'

Couple in Grey

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Don Giovanni

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

Victorian Garden Romance

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Elderly couple

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

Gay couple living together.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Your eyes are limpid pools. You know, you really should have that checked; they're tearing up something awful."

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Don Giovanni

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

A couple look at a graph on their bed

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"