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"Of course he doesn't look his age, dear. After all, toupees don't go gray."

Theatre Crowd

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Nikolai Gogol

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Doom & Gloom

Don Giovanni

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

'... and sign it 'shovingly up yours'.'

Couple in Grey

Victorian Garden Romance

Elderly couple

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

Gay couple living together.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"Your eyes are limpid pools. You know, you really should have that checked; they're tearing up something awful."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Don Giovanni

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

A couple look at a graph on their bed

'Did you get the promotion?'

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."