Romantic Duo Appreciator T-Shirts

'Notice how married people start to look like each other?'

Gay couple living together.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'We were made for each other.'

Date Night

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Living together, couple in love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Couple in Grey

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

Elderly couple

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

"Quiet night in with BF. . . #romance #truelove."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'