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'Notice how married people start to look like each other?'

Gay couple living together.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Date Night

'We were made for each other.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

The Common Sutra.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Living together, couple in love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Couple in Grey

Armchair Dancing

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

Elderly couple

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"Quiet night in with BF. . . #romance #truelove."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

We never go out anymore.