Affection Appreciator T-Shirts

'I personally find public displays of affection disgusting.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Love Birds love dancing together

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

A couple holding hands

'Good morning Miss...'

Couple in Grey

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Elderly couple

Valentine's Day Kiss

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

McHappy

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

I love Ann - I love chip butties

My valentine

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"