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Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Sitting in a tree

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Love

Valentine Day

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Kiss

Love Birds love just being together

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Tongue in the ear...

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Prisoner still life painting.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

The best relationships are silent.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Sharp Eyes

You just keep giving.

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Cover story: Picasso

A small heart within a big heart.

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'