Romantic Gestures Appreciator Pillows

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Couple in Grey

"The answer is NO!"

Valentine's Day

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."