Romantic Gesture Enjoyer Pillows

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"OK, what have you done?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Missing you...

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Couple in Blue

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."