Romantic Gesture Seeker Pillows

'I brought you here to say I'm sorry. Can we go now - or do I have to buy you some?'

"I want something that will really wow her should she happen to look up from her phone."

"I want my husband to get two tattoos... One is August 5th, our anniversary, the other is my birthday!"

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Mexican Serenade.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"OK, what have you done?"

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Valentine's Day

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."