Romantic Gesture Seeker Pillows

'I brought you here to say I'm sorry. Can we go now - or do I have to buy you some?'

"I want something that will really wow her should she happen to look up from her phone."

"I want my husband to get two tattoos... One is August 5th, our anniversary, the other is my birthday!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Missing you...

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."