Romantic Gesture Pillows

'It's not the flowers you picked from my planter, it's your suit that makes me love you.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"The answer is NO!"

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Valentine's Day

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Missing you...

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?