Romantic Gesture Skeptic Pillows

'That's all very sweet of you, Larry, but I'm quite happy with my current internet provider.'

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"The answer is NO!"

Missing you...

Bakery - say it with flour.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"