Romantic Gesture Enthusiast Pillows

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'

'Not only did he make a house call, he also brought flowers and candy.'

"I bought you a year's worth of flowers and gifts. Now I don't have to remember your Birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day..."

Mexican Serenade.

Love at last sight

'I dunno, I think the missus would prefer I said it with pork scratchings.'

'I forgot the wife's Valentine gift. Luckily the petrol station was open.'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Valentine's Day

At first she thought it would be fun to write their own wedding vows.

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

"Oh Darling, a birthday-buffalo! You're so romantic..."

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

"I appreciate you helping me to keep warm but just your jacket wouldn't been enough."

Feeling guilty? Florest

"May I hold your hand?"

Heart Flasher

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

The flower picking motorist

'Marry me!'

'I got the raise - plus a few other things.'

'Honey, I've procured.'

'Here you go. Now I'll never have to hear you complain about how I never buy you flowers.'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Honey – a call center! You shouldn't have."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Marry Me Somebody. . .

A man in a dressing gown on a bed of roses

"I get it. You have a podcast."