Affectionate Gesture Enthusiast Pillows

"Baldo, there's nothing wrong with kissing your tias goodbye."

Jack Gleeson

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'Marry me!'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"OK, what have you done?"

Irony: Then and Now

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Valentine's Day

Couple in Blue

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Missing you...

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

Valentine's Day Kiss

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Feeling guilty? Florest