Gentlemanly Gestures Aficionado Pillows

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Couple in Blue

Valentine's Day

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

Feeling guilty? Florest

"I bought you a year's worth of flowers and gifts. Now I don't have to remember your Birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day..."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Heart Flasher