Gentlemanly Gestures Aficionado Pillows

The Invisible Man...Meets a Lady.

Jack Gleeson

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Irony: Then and Now

'Marry me!'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Valentine's Day

Couple in Blue

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Third base coaches during a brawl.

"I bought you a year's worth of flowers and gifts. Now I don't have to remember your Birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day..."

Feeling guilty? Florest

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."