Romantic Gesture Appreciator Pillows

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"Darling, my secretary doesn't understand me."

You never wear the lingerie I gave you.

'The difference between me and the garbage?... The garbage gets taken out once a week!'

'Right flowers, wrong sender ...'

Missing you...

"Show it off to all the people at work, then we'll exchange it for a cheaper one..."

"I don't think much of you, but the necklace is superb."

"Huge fan."

"My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she goes shopping. . ."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"OK, what have you done?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."