Romantic Gesture Appreciator Gifts

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"Darling, my secretary doesn't understand me."

'The difference between me and the garbage?... The garbage gets taken out once a week!'

'Right flowers, wrong sender ...'

Missing you...

"Show it off to all the people at work, then we'll exchange it for a cheaper one..."

"I don't think much of you, but the necklace is superb."

"Huge fan."

"My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she goes shopping. . ."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Marry me!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'