Romantic Gesture Enthusiasts Gifts

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

Love Delivery

"So to remember his anniversary, Julio order a diamond watch for his wife and had the date engraved on it!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

Missing you...

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"