Romantic Gesture Experts Gifts

'Admit it-you've been seeing that hussy in the flower shop again'

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'Marry me!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Missing you...

Bakery - say it with flour.

Valentine's Day

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."