Romantic Gesture Analyst Gifts

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Someone gave you flowers? Who?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"Say it with Pierogies"

Deconstructionist girlfriend

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"OK, what have you done?"

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Missing you...

Bakery - say it with flour.

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."