Romantic Gesture Analyst Pillows

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Someone gave you flowers? Who?"

Say it with flowers

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Mexican Serenade.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"Say it with Pierogies"

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Marry me!'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Missing you...

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"The answer is NO!"