Romantic Gesture Designer Pillows

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Mexican Serenade.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Missing you...

Bakery - say it with flour.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"The answer is NO!"