Romantic Gesture Designer Pillows

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Mexican Serenade.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Missing you...

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"The answer is NO!"