Romantic Gesture Architect Pillows

"What sort of Valentine's Day gift says, 'I'm willing to let you believe that you won our last argument?'"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Bakery - say it with flour.

A Woman's Conquests.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"The answer is NO!"