Romantic Gesture Architect Pillows

"What sort of Valentine's Day gift says, 'I'm willing to let you believe that you won our last argument?'"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"OK, what have you done?"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

A Woman's Conquests.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Bakery - say it with flour.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."