Romantic Gesture Aficionado Gifts

'Marry me, Saralou, and I'll get a lobotomy.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Mexican Serenade.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"OK, what have you done?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Marry me!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"The answer is NO!"

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Valentine's Day

Missing you...