Romantic Gesture Aficionado Prints

'Marry me, Saralou, and I'll get a lobotomy.'

Jack Gleeson

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Missing you...

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"The answer is NO!"

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"