Romantic Gesture Expert Gifts

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Say it with flowers

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"OK, what have you done?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Missing you...

"The answer is NO!"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Valentine's Day