Romantic Gesture Expert Mugs

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Say it with flowers

"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Mexican Serenade.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Marry me!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"The answer is NO!"

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

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