Romantic Gesture Experts Mugs

'Admit it-you've been seeing that hussy in the flower shop again'

Say it with flowers

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Marry me!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Valentine's Day

Missing you...

Bakery - say it with flour.

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"