Romantic Gesture Lover Gifts

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Man brings wife home a bunch of flowers that he found in the graveyard.

"I am sooooo tired. I've been standing on my feet since 9 this morning."

'Oh,Bobby, you silly thing - I didn't want the cheese that much!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Say it with flowers

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Missing you...

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Valentine's Day