Romantic Gestures Appreciator Mugs

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Missing you...

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."