Romantic Gesture Admirer Mugs

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Fire brigade, hurry, a man's trying to get into my room. You need the police. No, he's on the ground floor and he needs a ladder to get up to my room.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Rude Snowpeople

Love Birds love just being together

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Couple in Blue

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"The answer is NO!"