Romantic Appreciator Pillows

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Bear Costume

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Love Birds love dancing together

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Couple in Grey

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

Barbara Cartland

'Good morning Miss...'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Missing you...

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

A couple in love

Gay couple living together.

Love