Private Moment Appreciator Pillows

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Showbiz Awards

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Sitting in a tree

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Windchimes

Speed Dating Disasters

"Are you blushing?!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

How to injury yourself as an adult

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"Any other weaknesses?"

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'