Unexpected Moment Appreciator Pillows

Death in park

Showbiz Awards

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."