Unexpected Moment Appreciator Gifts

Death in park

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"