Awkward Moments Appreciator Pillows

'Your body language would suggest you're not having the best time on our first date.'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"I'm an obsessive compulsive but not necessisarily in that order."

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

'C'mon, Billy, we need another quarter!'

"Oh, that's embarrassing, it is a stick."

'Hello, I'm drunk.'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'I dare you to ask Jeeves about the birds and the bees!'

'My life coach tells me I find you very attractive.'

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

Nobody Special Label

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Wally finds himself sharing a table with vegetarians.

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'Nicely executed paper trail, Bill. Too bad it's from the rest room.'

An insect lands on a young man's nose just as he is about to talk to some girls.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Any other weaknesses?"

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Showbiz Awards

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."