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"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

'Can I have my own restroom? I suffer from chronic diarrhea.'

"I feel I ought to tell you I'm just the receptionist."

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"Well this is awkward!"

"I'm a very nice guy. If I had friends, you could ask them."

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"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Speed Dating Disasters

"Are you blushing?!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"