Awkward Moment Admirers Pillows

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'You'll soon fit in.'

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Speed Dating Disasters

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."