Peaceful Moments Appreciator Pillows

Windchimes

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Sitting in a tree

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Cyber Dream

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Amongst the rush.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

How to injury yourself as an adult

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"Any other weaknesses?"

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

Make him warm and comfortable...

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

An insect lands on a young man's nose just as he is about to talk to some girls.

'Take a nice, deep breath and let it out.'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

'Hello, I'm drunk.'

'If I go on a double date, does that mean I'll get to second base?'

On a scale of 1-10, what would you say your painfully awkward level is?

"Oh, that's embarrassing, it is a stick."

'I'd like you to meet George...!'

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

"I love our comfortable silences."