Present-moment Enthusiast Pillows

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The power of now

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

All we have in life is this moment...

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The News in Capsule Form.

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

New York Man

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

Hits Needed, please click.

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

Statue Selfie

It's sent from a phone now.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.

The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store

Born into the 21st century.