Past-meets-present Enthusiast Pillows

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Diner.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Second hand furniture.

"And this is our media room."

Cut!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism