Award Appreciator Pillows

"We have an acronym!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Soccer coach of the year.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Norman E-Mailer

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Most Loyal Employee Award

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'In a surprise move today, the members of the Nobel Committee awarded all of this year's Nobel Prizes to each other.'

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"And here is the winning board of the year."

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."