Service Appreciator Pillows

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

You've Got Mail

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

"My glass is half empty"

Sue Perkins

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"That's Fred's Case History."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'It's for Pookie.'

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'I'm sorry, sir, but your warranty, for 'more fun' is void after 90 days if you don't use breathing hole.'

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

'I'm not really hungry, bit on a cold rainy night room service is just such a treat!'

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

I want to thank you Mycroft for sticking by me, now that things are a bit tricky.

"Your waitress left an hour ago. What was it that you ordered?"

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

The Losers Lounge:'I like going there — they always give me VIP treatment.'

"Tia Carmen, have I said recently how glad I am you live with us?"