Military Service Appreciator Pillows

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Moustached gentleman

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Defence Cutbacks.

The unknown war poet.

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Cheek

"I bet you miss your brother."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Bigger shoulder for medals

'Friend or foe?'

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

Maradona memorial.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

'Thank you.'

Support Our Apologists.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

'Our intelligence shows that 'might still makes right'.'

Two Men In A Tank.

Memorial Day

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"Send in the Big Guy!"

'Uhm... Independence Day fireworks? Well...our war plane crew believed they were taking fire from anti-aircraft weapons...ain't that funny?'