Military Service Appreciator Gifts

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Infantry.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Moustached gentleman

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Defence Cutbacks.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Cheek

"I bet you miss your brother."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

Bigger shoulder for medals

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'This one is for 'don't ask, don't tell', and this new one is for asking and telling.'

'Friend or foe?'

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

Plastidad

Maradona memorial.

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

'Thank you.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

Two Men In A Tank.

'Our intelligence shows that 'might still makes right'.'

Memorial Day

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Support Our Apologists.

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

'Uhm... Independence Day fireworks? Well...our war plane crew believed they were taking fire from anti-aircraft weapons...ain't that funny?'